Jurisprudence

NFL Cheerleader Lesbian Sex Bar Fight Update: The Lawsuits are Starting! We just love repeating that headline! As you'll recall from a few weeks back, two former cheerleaders for the NFL's Carolina Panthers were arrested in a bar in Tampa, Florida for allegedly getting into a fight with another female patron after the pair took an incredibly long time in the bathroom. The patrons claim the two were having sex (both TopCats deny that) and that when they finally got out, one of them, Victoria Renee Thomas (mug shot left, to the right is "friend" Angela E. Keathley) allegedly punched a complaining female patron. Well, that patron, 26-year-old Melissa Holden, has now sued Thomas claiming the blonde maliciously assaulted her and she wants more than $15,000 for her injuries. (Tampa Bay's 10)

Ric Flair in More Trouble: Wife Makes Nasty Accusations in Divorce Filing, IRS Wants to Know Where Their Money Is - It has not been a good couple of weeks for the pro wrestler: last week the Nature Boy surrendered to North Carolina cops because of an alleged Thanksgiving Weekend road rage incident. Turns out, that could be the highlight of his holidays! In the past year the IRS has started to garnish his wages from the WWE (he's supposed to make $500,000 this year) for more than $1 million they claim he owes dating back to 1997. His wife of 22 years, Elizabeth, flied for divorce accusing Flair of "cruel behavior" claiming he slapped, kicked, choked, threw, bit and spit on her and pulled her hair. On top of that, her complaint, filed in May, also accused Flair of abusing alcohol and steroids, which caused him to become "enraged, paranoid, emotionally unbalanced and violent," and on at least one occasion she says he exposed himself to her friends and committed adultery. Despite the garnishment of his wages, a judge has ordered Flair to pay pay Elizabeth $20,000 a month until the case is settled, based on their previous living expenses.


#170! Dance Team Coach/Crossing Guard Uses “Incredibly Bad Judgment” Holding Sexually Themed Party for Underage Girls - Mark this one as a "Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time" story: a part time dance team coach (and crossing guard) at Mitchell High School in Colorado Springs thought it would be a good idea to invite about 10 girls (including her own daughter), ages 14 to 16, to a slumber party at her home earlier this year with the theme "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" (based on the lame Kate Hudson movie.) Sound innocent? It must have to Marsha Ann Williams, 45, including that part in the film where Hudson's love interest, Matthew McConaughey, names his penis. So, to celebrate that, Williams purchased decorations and party favors shaped like penises and also had a cake in the shape of male genitalia. How festive! The whole thing would have remained a joke for the squad except that one parent contacted the school after seeing photos of some of the girls performing simulated sex acts on the party favors. And, while the cops thought the pictures were child pornography, local prosecutors disagreed, adding that the girls at the party all said Williams didn’t take any of the photos, wasn’t in the room when they were taken, and all the girls were fully clothed. And ultimately, while the phallic shaped party favors may not be everyone's taste, they are apprently legal for underage girls to buy. Still, despite the fact that the DA refused to press charges saying only that Williams exercised “incredibly bad judgment” but did not break the law, she has since lost both her coaching and crossing guard positions.